OMG Trump said [insert latest “outrage” here] : The Pussy Whipping of Scott Adams

Oh NOZ!  Trump said something, I better check my twatterfacespace to see what I should think about this!!!!

Poor old Scott Adam’s huh?  His non-livein HOT girlfriend *obviously* had something to say about Trump’s pussy comment.  Even *my* wife is convinced that Trump wants to sleep with his own daughter.

As usual, let us not judge Trump by his policies or actions, let us only focus on 10 year old out of context quotes, preferably only locker room talk.  Even better, let us judge people by the bad jokes they make on daytime woman’s TV.  Anything to distract us from that “dirty russian” Guccifer 2.0.  Nope, nothing to see here citizen, move along.

So what was Hillary doing 11 years ago?  She was calling for a wall and mass deportation. She was also fainting at events due to 24 hour flu.  Hillary and Bill were also getting 55,000$ back on her taxes with a reported income of 18,000,000$.

What was Trump doing 11 years ago?  Unimportant things like testifying to congress about the renovation of the UN complex in NY.  He also did all that meaningless real estate, golf courses, TV shows etc.  What a LOSER!

It’s just all a big MEH: Business as usual in the politics of personal destruction.  A more realistic reaction to the “news of the day” from Dianny:

Stop the presses! Trump said PUSSY!!!!

Dianny rightly points out the hypocrisy:

And, newsflash, folks.

Girls can get a little ribald too.

We talk about guys’ asses, their pecs, and their package.

And what if the tables were turned:

If Hillary had said “You can do anything you want to man…just grab him by the dick”

CNN would make a documentary of how woman of power throughout the ages were known to grab dicks as a symbolic gesture of taking power back from men.

Let the debate drinking games begin!

-Dead

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